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Well, if all the icebergs are melting anyway, why not just make artisanal ice cubes out of them and put even more carbon emissions into the atmosphere shipping them all over the world?
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Alexei Navalny to be buried in Moscow today, presumably together with everyone who attends his funeral
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On this day in history, in 1968, the Kerner Commission Report was released showing that recent urban riots were caused by 'white racism' and not just bad kerning as conservatives and typographers claimed
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It's rare enough to have one kid born on a leap day, but these folks managed it twice
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There are now ETF's that track the investments of lawmakers. In keeping with reality, the Democrat ETF outperforms, the Republican one just limps along, scowling
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Philly Police say they just missed man who escaped police custody while handcuffed. Police did not say if suspect was still wearing handcuffs and whether he was hatless
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The French have their version of The Onion that only comes out on February 29, they're up to issue number 12
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The Merriam-Webster word of the day for February 29 is demean, as in dastandard deviation tells you how much you vary from demean
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Old and busted: Climate change causing Arctic ice to melt. New and scarier: Cold War-era nuclear waste being exposed and causing the Arctic to glow
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Arm and leg found a mile apart in park: "it wasn't clear if they expected to find additional body parts," said someone who doesn't understand how this kind of investigation works
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Man refuses to tip at strip club. Man is subsequently battered at strip club by female worker wielding a "small stack of money" that she probably did not get from him
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If you're holding conversations with your urine you may have health issues, depending on what it's telling you to do. Think about it, why would your urine want you to run down the highway naked or run for President?
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50 years ago, Mel Brooks released Blazing Saddles into the world and redefined our understand of simple farmers, people of the land, and the common clay of the new west. Hey, has anyone ever mentioned that he probably couldn't make that movie today?
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Sure, you're out there celebrating Leap Day, getting crazy and wild, slamming vodak and huffing up all the marijuanas and having free sex on every corner. But you haven't stopped once to consider what it all means for Wall Street, have you?
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Destroying the planet turns out to have its pros and cons. On one hand, Minnesota gets summer in February. On the other hand, they also have to breathe the smoldering remains of Texas
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Police arrest kidnapping suspect after witnesses guess victim wasn't playing Charades and hadn't seen the 1958 version of "The Fly"
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Police have called in forensic anthropologists to assist state police forensic experts. If you don't know, forensic anthropologists deal in them bones, them dry bones
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Texas BBQ is so large that they've started using Rhode Island as a unit of measurement, because just when measuring meteors, Americans will never use the metric system, even though few of us know how large Rhode Island actually is
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Man swerves to avoid deer, goes off 400-foot cliff, flies through sunroof, sticks the landing
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Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave music is being turned over to Gooner Andrew. 60% of the time, he does a great job every time. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD. Starts @ 1:00PM ET, LGT streaming options
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Group of priests caught joking about the Pope dying on their Youtube channel. They then went on to say "go forth and smash that like button" as was written in scripture
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